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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'
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What a nice night for an evening.
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Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green
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