445 Quotes by Stewart Stafford

Where there is humanity, there is doubt.

Writers must keep spilling their guts to the public until they go from saying 'Eew, that's gross' to 'Wow, look at that! Show us more!!' to 'Put it away, we've seen it before.

Regret is a vehicle you choose to drive or leave behind on the hard shoulder of life.

If you erased your past mistakes, you could purge your regrets with them, but you’d also wipe any lessons learned and any subsequent maturity gained. Don’t regret the minefields you stepped into, just try and learn not to step into the same one twice.

The seeds of our own destruction are often sown at birth or in childhood. We are too busy acquiring knowledge and living life to notice their presence. It is for our biographers, if we are of sufficient importance to have any, to highlight them to a post-mortem audience.

Life occurs somewhere between our aspirations and our just desserts.

It is a combination of man’s mental acuity and self-importance to try and attach any meaning to life. Why can’t we just be an extremely fortunate life form randomly hurtling through space on an ideally-positioned rock? If life has any meaning, it is the basic biological one of passing on our genes to the next generation before we die.

Life's so much simpler when you're dead!

The snowflake revolution will not be televised - it will be pirated online, go viral and rapidly dissipate in the quicksand of post-millennial conformity.