445 Quotes by Stewart Stafford

With time-lashed features, the aged stoop to bow out of life.

I guess everyone gets more attractive as your eyesight decreases with age. That's something to look forward to until you can't see anymore.

Age has finally crept up on a man when he develops an interest in lame jokes, comfortable cardigans and uncoordinated dancing.

Why did Irish people vote to introduce gay marriage? Because we know what discrimination feels like and if we can take the boot of oppression off someone else's throat, we'll do it every time.

Politics - a lucrative game for the ludicrous.

Enemies are either defeated, befriended or bypassed.

Open your eyes, breathe in the fresh dawn air and, with it, all the possibilities this new day may bring.

Thought for the Day - that raspy voice you have for a few minutes when you wake up is someone else's everyday speaking voice.

A man's earthly possessions are in one of two places - the place he left them in or the place his significant other moved them to without telling him.