57 Quotes by Stuart Gibbs

You should come. It’ll be sooooo much fun. And afterward, maybe we can go smooch somewhere.

I’m not playing! I really am stupid!

Heat of passion?” Jawa suggested. “I might buy that for anyone else,” I said, “but not Erica.” “Ben has a point,” Zoe agreed. “This is the Ice Queen we’re talking about. I’ve seen rocks with more passion than her.

Mickey Mouse is just a rat in suspenders.

We have gathered here today to honor Benjamin Ripley for being the first person to ever regurgitate a wombat through a flugelhorn.

It’s as though I went down to Disneyland and assassinated Mickey Mouse.

Crocodiles?” Murray gasped, then turned his eyes to the heavens. “What did I ever do to deserve this?” “Attempted murder, for one,” Zoe answered, then ticked more things off on her fingers. “Plus terrorism, assassination, destruction of public property, and being an all-around jerk. The question is really, what haven’t you done to deserve this?

I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.

And then, before either of us even realized what was happening, she kissed me. It.