421 Quotes by Susan Ee

When he cuts a swath through the wave of monsters, that part of the dream stops. Then the sequence repeats.This is like an instructional video of the organic kind.I must have been seriously frustrated by my lack of sword-fighting skills to make all this up. My dream head hurts just thinking about it.

It takes me a while to figure out what to do. I finally decide to slice the bottom of a teddy bear and jam it onto the hilt. I’ll just have to pull off the bear if I need to use the sword.“Come on, admit it, Pooky Bear,” I say to the sword. “You love your new look. All the other swords will be jealous.

I guess if I'd really thought things through, I would have been prepared for the screams.

He grins sourly. "I only make big bets that involve lives and the future of humanity." His shoulders slump as though the invisible weight on them is too much. "Speaking of which, you handled yourself well out there. Better than anyone expected. We could really use someone like you. There are situations that a girl like you could handle better than a platoon of men." His grin turns boyish. "Assuming you don't clock an angel for pissing you off.""That's a big assumption.

Woah' That's about the most intelligent thing I can say right now.

Big words from a guy who's trussed up like a turkey. What are you going to do, wobble over here like an upside-down turtle to snap me in half?

I’m just scared this may be a setup for me being thebutt of a so-called joke, like, um, how I may look like awrinkly dog with wings but I have a nice personality orsomething.” I look up at the ceiling as I think about it.“Okay, that didn’t come out funny at all, so it would havebeen a really bad joke.”“Oh, don’t worry. You’re safe,” he says in areassuring voice. “I’d never tell you that you have a nicepersonality.

Do not let the scorpions hurt you twice just because you're freaking over the possibility.

If you're worried about pervs breaking into the house, it's not going to make a difference whether I'm in this outfit or in baggy jeans and a sweatshirt. Either they're decent human beings or they're not. Their actions are on them.