382 Quotes by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.

His fists clenched at his sides. 'Damn it! Where's your pride?' 'Pride? It's in my heart, of course.' 'You're letting me demean you!' She smiled. 'You can't do that. I can only demean myself.

In case you’re not bright enough to figure it out, there’s a real upside to having a sinner like me answer your phone. I lie, and your conscience stays clear.

El orgullo la mantuvo en pie cuando el amor la traicionó.

I love you guilty. It makes it easier for me to wrap you around my finger.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

As for your back rubs... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.

When it’s your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?”“It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good news/bad news situation.”“In that case, hit me with the good news first.”“They’re both sort of rolled up into one.”“Stop stalling.”“All right. Now don’t get mad, but . . .” Smothered laughter drifted toward him. “Cal . . . I’m naked.