382 Quotes by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I married a damned cereal killer

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?""I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

When did we get the idea that disposable marriages were all right? Shouldn't people have figured out by now that it's not going to be easy? Marriage takes hard work. It takes sacrifice and commitment."-- Dr. Isabel Favor, America's diva of self-help.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Stuck in traffic is not an excuse. It’s a sign of bad planning

Not to get all Zen on you, but maybe you should love yourself more.