46 Quotes by Susan Juby

My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look like they're covered in diseased rhino skins.

Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for Acrassicauda, the Iraqi heavy metal band, to move to the US is the only thing that comes close. And maybe the late-breaking success of Anvil. I had a toasty heart, especially after I got called back to pick up first prize for Miss Frizz. Ah, never mind. You know what I'm saying.

It’s not a good idea to let on about extreme happy feelings. People get ideas.

I will pretend I do not have those feelings and eventually they will die from neglect.

There are truths found in books or films when some writer puts exactly the right words together and it’s like their pen turned sword and pierced you right through the heart.

It’s important to give people the benefit of the doubt even if they don’t deserve it.

If the facts don’t fit your theory, just find some new facts.

I’m starting to think that pure truth is impossible, and that all narrators and all people are at least a little unreliable.

If you are alive and conscious, you are probably codependent.