330 Quotes by Susan Orlean


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    I teach a non-fiction writing class at New York University, and one of my great pleasures is deciding on the syllabus.

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    I went to a football school, which meant that I went to a university that served up education and was simultaneously operating a sports franchise.

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    It is hard to imagine Thomas Kinkade as anything less than supremely self-assured.

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    Keeping animals, I have learned, is all about water. Who even knew chickens drank water? I didn't, but they do, and a lot.

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    Oversized houses, like oversized cars, seem to be a particularly American fixation.

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    I had never considered using a hashtag anywhere other than on Twitter, but now I'm inspired. Text messages have always seemed a little flat to me, so the murmuring Greek chorus of a hashtag might be a perfect way to liven them up and give them a bit of dimension.

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    In an interesting inversion of status, the reigning breed in the dog park these days is the really-oddball-unidentifiable-mixed-breed-mutt-found-wandering-the-street or its equivalent. The stranger the mutt the better; the more peculiar the circumstance of it coming into your life, the better.

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