144 Quotes by T. J. Miller

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

I’m having a difficult time killing my parents.

Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can’t explain because it’s not a full feature on me.

Yogi Bear – there’s everything before Yogi Bear and there’s everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

There’s sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don’t drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.

My name’s Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn’t understand that that was possible.