144 Quotes by T. J. Miller

When it’s all you, you can’t blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

I like hip-hop, but I don’t like concerts. There’s like sweat, on people’s backs.

They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, “I think this interview?” And then they don’t get that it’s a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That’s my default.

Stuff that I write isn’t as similar to the stuff that I’m in, but I don’t really care, I just do comedy.

My face is oblong. But the best grooming is confidence.

Some people in Silicon Valley are as bad as the 'Koch Brothers', you know? Don't be mistaken. For every some of those, though, you get people who come up with something like 'Leafly', which does what 'Yelp' has done, but in a much more specific way, and it's important because it's the dawn of this new era.

Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic.

I always like to have a buffer between me and journalism in general. Not just a reporter, but journalism.

There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.