144 Quotes by T. J. Miller

Gentrification always makes me laugh. People complain about traffic. Live in Atlanta! You can't have it both ways; you can't live in an incredible city and not expect it to get congested.

J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's, like, sweat on people's backs.

I consider everybody who takes themselves seriously to be a little bit off. And Silicon Valley seems to be the most effusive about how important their contributions are to society.

We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.

Slowly but surely, I went through different phases of fame, and each rises you further into isolation and alienation.

I told the Mucinex people, 'You picked me because I always sound sick'. They were like, 'Well, it doesn't hurt'.

I sound like a chain-smoking drag queen after a hard night of singing 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'.

One of the exciting things about an entanglement puzzle is there's no end to it. Once you solve how to take it apart, you have to solve how to put it back together.