428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

Oh, Bear. Its always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that‟s why it will always be enough

Sometimes, the people we want to protect the most might not understand why we do the things we do. But that doesn't mean they love us any less. Only you can decide where your faith lies.

The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about dick a lot.”Ryan almost fell down. For no apparent reason. He wasn’t even walking.I arched an eyebrow at him. “You okay?”“I just…,” Ryan started. “I don’t….Sam.”“That pretty much sums up how we all feel about Sam,” Gary said. “Fond with strong overtures of horror.

I’ll wait for you,” he said as his hand dropped to his side, as his eyes began to dim. “I think I could wait for you forever.

'After what happened to the Toyota, Seven says you aren't allowed to drive a vehicle again worth more than fifteen grand.' 'What!' the Clock Twins said, sounding shocked. 'Billy! How are we supposed to pick up chicks in a crapmobile?' Tock groaned.

We went into the Dark Woods and I almost had to get gay fairy married again and now I feel really bad and Ryan got bad-touched by trees and Fairy King Dimitri was cryptic and annoying and apparently has a size kink.

Another fairy flew up, carrying a spear and wearing a helmet and not much else. I thought about asking why he had armor on his head and not his balls, but I didn’t think that was proper etiquette while being held prisoner by the Dark Woods fairies.

I'm not depressed!'she looked him up and down. 'You aren't? Why on earth not?

Just because you don’t experience prejudice in your everyday doesn’t stop it from existing for the rest of us.