428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king.”There was silence. Then, “Of course you did.

So I said, “Goddammit,” and hugged it out with the both of them, because feelings.

Lady Tina DeSilva. The president of the Ryan Foxheart Fan Club Castle Lockes Chapter. And my most mortal of enemies. “Oh look, everyone. Mervin has arrived and he brought the muffins. If past experiences have any prescience as to what we can expect, then they’re sure to be as dry as his conversational skills.” She was also sixteen years old. And evil.

If I was straight and Tina not the bitch from hell, one would assume we were almost flirting. But I was gay and Tina was the bitch from hell. We were not flirting.

And I’m a Foxy Lady,” Tina said. “Because of reasons.” She stared at his chest. Everyone understood her reasons. Even me.

Well. This has been erotic. Enlightening. Gods, this is enlightening. Like eye-opening. Nothing else!

That look isn’t about secrets,” Tina said. “He probably just has gas. Intestinal gas.

Gross. I just agreed internally with something Tina said. I reminded myself to run tests when I got home to make sure I hadn’t just been possessed by a demon.

Because you love me,” I said, sounding smug.“More like you grew on me,” he said. “Like fungus.