428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

Muscles. (Not that I could see them under the knight’s armor, but I had a very vivid imagination and I was not ashamed to use it.)

Mom said, “He didn’t want to sleep with you so he knocked you through a building? That’s rude. He could have just moved on.

I just like looking at nice things. And want to touch them with my mouth.

Today has been so weird,” I side-whispered to Gary. “I think the word you’re looking for is erotic,” he said back. “Today has been so erotic.

I was too busy writing sad ballads to unrequited love in my head and planning a life where my hand would be my boyfriend.

Ryan said, “What the hell? Does everything want to have sex with you?

Too bad you’re like my older sister. We could have been something special.”I narrowed my eyes at him. “Older? You’re seventy-six!”“Boo, you whore,” he said.

I could appreciate the older man. I had eyes, after all. He was all tall and barrel-chested and rocked a mustache that curled at the ends. Gary and I agreed he was a total KILF.

I fell in love with Ryan, you got jealous, then I fell out of love with him because he seemed needy, you tied me up, I got half a chubby because it reminded me of Octavio, and now you have a date with Ryan. Oops. I mean Todd. Gosh, I’m beat. What a long night.