428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

Dragons,” I said. “They’re hoarders. They keep the things they think are pretty. Gold and jewels. In this case, Justin. To each his own, I guess.

You went full-on bitchy and made a dramatic exit?” He sounded way too gleeful over my histrionics. “I have taught you well, my young apprentice.

AND HE was just so amazing,” I said as I braided Gary’s hair. “Like so selfless and awesome and he smelled like leaves and I think his eyebrows should be declared a treasure of the Kingdom.

You can be the queen,” I allowed. “Just don’t tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.

But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don’t know who you’re messing with.

Maybe you can bring that up at the next fan club meeting too.”“Hey! I don’t even know what you’re talking about, okay? I hear things when I’m on my travels. I don’t even care about stuff like that.” I cared so hard. I had actually gone three times to the fan club meeting. They knew me as Mervin. I had a backstory and everything. It was my turn to bring muffins next time. I was considering poppy seed. Or cranberry. Fun.

Okay, time in. I can yell at whoever I want!”“You really can’t,” Gary said. “It’s unattractive on you. Some people pull off the angry look. You’re not one of them.

He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair.”“That was one time.” Okay, more like six times.

It’ll be the Date to End All Dates,” I told Gary as he nosed his way through my closet. “And yes, before you ask, it is capitalized just like it sounds. Great plans should always be capitalized.