428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

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    Calling me a freak doesn’t say anything about me, but it says all you need to know about the person hurling it like a grenade.

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    Have you kissed a guy yet?” I blushed. “No.” Before.

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    Things have changed, oh yes. Make no mistake about that. But that’s the funny thing about grief and anger combined; even while buried in newfound happiness, it claws and it whispers. It begs. It howls. It screams. It doesn’t let go. And it demands retribution.

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    There are things more important in this world than where I come from. And that’s where I’m going.

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    Do you see the mark on his neck?” I asked her. She nodded tightly. “The raven.” “Do you know what that means?” “Yes.” “Then you know I would do anything for him.” “Would you?” she asked. “Why now? Why after all this time?” “Because if this is the end,” I said as honestly as I could, “he needed to know that I never stopped loving him.

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    You got a boner over my little brother.” I.

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    You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Try having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you’ve told her you’re in love with a man.

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    WE GOT to my work, and I let the Kid go with a list while I went to the office to check the schedule for the coming week. I was off tomorrow and didnt have to be in till the afternoon of the day after. That was good. It either left me with enough time to grovel on my knees for forgiveness from Otter, which would hopefully lead to me needing to be on my knees for other reasons, or it would give me enough time to find the nearest bridge to jump off of when he rejected me.

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    You spit your drink over the balcony. It landed on someone. That means you have to marry them. It’s tradition.

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