428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

The third day, he wasn’t on the road. I wanted to feel relieved. Instead, I was disappointed. Until I got home. Mom had had the day off, the first in a long while. So, of course, she was home when I got there. And so was Joe. Sitting at our kitchen table. Wearing dress pants, a dress shirt. And a bow tie. Which, unbeknownst to me, turned out to be one of my greatest weaknesses. I.

Stick with something basic that is guaranteed to kill any and all arousal like Fox News.

Also, we would accept donations in our name to Planned Parenthood, because the male Republicans who wish to dismantle it should have their testicles hooked up to a car battery. Maybe then they would understand what it feels like to be a woman in America.

Because revenge is the lesson taught by animals. Because it’s more difficult to show mercy. I showed him mercy because he’d never shown my family the same.

Gustavo! Stop shaking your fists at that mermaid! You’ll scare away potential customers!

This is for life. When the wolf attaches, it is for life.” “I.

My path may have been set in stone, but stone crumbles, and sometimes we have to forge our own way through.

Sometimes our prejudices color our thoughts when we least expect them to. If we can recognize that, and learn from it, we can become better people.

You’re my brother, you big queen. I will love you no matter what you do, who you do, or where you do it. Do we have a clear understanding?