428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

I needed to see him. To make sure he was okay. To tell him how sorry I was. That I never wanted to leave him. That I never wanted to be anywhere but by his side. All I ever wanted was to keep him safe. Ever since that first day on the road, when he spoke and moved like a little tornado, all I ever wanted was to make sure nothing ever happened to Joe Bennett. He was coming for me. I.

I’m not a prize to be won,” he gasped out. “That was so awesome. You go, girl. Get down with your bad self and preach. We don’t need no mens. We are fierce and hear Sam of Wilds roar.” He puffed out his chest and pranced in place in his fairy ring.

A simple hello could lead to a million things. “Yeah,” Gus said. “Like herpes or getting fisted.

Life can suck. It can hurt. It has teeth and won’t hesitate to bite you. But if you pick yourself back up every time it knocks you down, it’ll start to hurt less, because you’ll be stronger.

Oh, Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. You know nothing about dragons, do you? Wow. How the hell are we your destiny? You poor, poor sexy man-child. I feel bad for you. And slightly aroused. But mostly bad. And aroused.

I’m a dragon, and maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll be dragon my balls across your face later.

I may have lost my mind,” he told her. “Isn’t it wonderful?

There’s too many other people in the world who want nothing more than to kick you when you’re down. Don’t you dare do that job for them.

Somewhere, a bird sang a song that ached.