428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

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    That’s what is so funny about life. And so scary. It gets in the way and then one day, you open your eyes and a decade has passed. Even more.

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    One of the great travesties of life is finding out porn is unrealistic.

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    Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.

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    The cause of death listed by the coroner would be swooning over elderly men who were too precious for this world.

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    I don’t care who you are,” he tells me, his voice clear and strong. “I don’t care if you love differently than everyone else. It doesn’t matter because you’re still my brother.

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    My future,” Joe said, “is Ox.” Ah god, that made me ache. “Is that so?” Mom asked. “How do you figure?” “He’s really nice,” Joe said seriously. “And smells good. And he makes me happy. And I want to do nothing more than put my mouth on him.” “Ah.

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    And he was wearing a tie. With rabbits on it. And that did things for Josy.

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    When something is broken, you can put it back together. It may not fit quite the same, or work like it did once before, but that doesn’t mean it’s no longer useful.

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    All I wanted to do was come home, because without you, I don’t have a home.

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