428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

Do you have any tattoos?” “No? I mean, almost everyone I know does, but needles scare me, so I don’t have any. I mean, why would you want to sit in a chair and get repeatedly stabbed –.

I’m not crazy.” “Never said you were. Therapy isn’t necessarily for crazy, though it’s ableist to think that way.

Since it wasn’t polite to ask someone if he could keep them in his pocket, he didn’t.

I would do anything to make you happy because no one had ever smelled like you did. It was candy canes and pinecones. It was epic and awesome. and it was home.

And one day I hope you get to love someone like I love you. If you do, and I know you will, you make sure you never let that go. It’ll be scary, but it’ll be the best thing that’s ever happened to you if you let it.

I was going to be the best friend Jeremy ever had, even if it meant death by blue balls.

Though sometimes, the songs are meant to sing a pack member home. It’s easy to get lost, Ox, because the world is a wide and scary place. And every now and then, you just have to be reminded of the way home.

Gus screamed, the notecards falling out of his hand as he jumped. “Whoa,” Bernice said. “That certainly was high-pitched for a man.” “Gus is special that way,” Betty said as she scooped up the cards off the counter.

Sometimes volume is needed to get through thick skulls.