428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

Why’d the chicken cross the road?” I gaped at him. “Because it got scared after it saw me kicking your ass!

You think yourself alone. You think yourself lost. We wanted to show you that there was so much more than this place. We didn’t come to hurt you. We didn’t come to save you. Only you can do that. We came to be your friend. To make you understand that, in the end, you are never alone.

I know. But I like you even more when I’m sober.” “Boom,” Bernice moaned. “Right in the feels.

You’re a talking unicorn,” I said. “Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.

Way gay,” I reassured him. “Like, super gay. I fart and rainbows come out.” Oh, crap.

Our eyes met like a car crash, colliding and breaking away.

You were his, Ox. Even then. And he was yours.” I.

Mark was watching me. “What?” I asked, still chuckling. He shook his head slowly. “Uh – nothing. I just – it’s nice. Hearing you. Like this. I like it. When you laugh.” Then he blushed furiously and looked away.

He’d accepted long ago that some people, no matter how good their heart was or how much love they had to give, would always be alone. It was their lot in life, and Linus had figured out, at the age of twenty-seven, that it seemed to be that way for him.