428 Quotes by T.J. Klune

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    Tell me,” Kevin growled. “Do you often make demands of your gods? Is that what you think they’re there for? For humans like you to lay your burdens upon them, to do as you ask, and if they don’t, you doubt them? Tell me, woman. Is that what you are asking? Of a god?

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    You could have gone dark side," Tanner said."Like full-on Darth Gordo," Chris said.Gordo put his face in his hands. "I told you guys, I'm a witch. I'm not a Jedi.""Um, excuse me," Rico said. "Can you or can you not shoot Force lightning from your fingertips.""It's not Force--""We rest our case," Tanner said quite loudly.

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    Dad," I admonished lightly. "You can't threaten the King. You'll be pooping in buckets by nightfall.""I don't care," he retorted. "I'd poop in buckets for the rest of my life if it means your heart was safe.

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    I would close my eyes and sleep and when I awoke, this would all have been a dream. Even though there was pain, even though I could feel everything, this would be a dream because it couldn’t be real.

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    Gus wondered if normal people carried their grief like he did. He wondered if normal people carried it for the rest of their lives like he thought he would. It didn't hurt as much as it once had, but sometimes the scar broke apart and it was all he could do to breathe through it.

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