17 Quotes by Tammy Blackwell

Are you a murderer?""That depends, are you one of those animal activist[s] that believe meat is murder?

The answer to all of life's problems are out there somewhere its just a question of finding the right book

The whole thing made me a little wrist-slitty.

Ground Control to Major Spazz. Can you hear me, Major Spazz?

He scowled at the world in general, and me in particular.

John Davis smells like Play-Doh. When we were in elementary school, it wasn’t a big deal. I mean, we were kids. Play-Doh was pretty high on the awesome scale. But there comes a time when a guy should stop smelling like crafting supplies and develop a more manly scent, like campfire or gym floor.

This is real, and I didn’t leave you alone. I have always loved you, and I will love you until the end of time. Now, wake up and live.

There’s an old adage about everything looking better in the morning light. I’m guessing that whoever thought of that had never been punched in the face.