125 Quotes by Ted Danson

A friend is someone who will allow me to be a really bad friend and not hold it against me.

My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It's the new ones that I haven't identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may be a borderline hypochondriac, or you could say I am fascinated by the body - at least by mine.

To be successful, you have to be willing to be successful. You have to believe in the law of attraction - that you create your own life.

When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.

Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.

My day goes from one embarrassing moment to the next.

I used to have a little silent prayer: 'Dear God, let my ability to get work be the same as my celebrity.' That would be a hard burden: to be a household name and not be able to get work.

You have to work with the auto industry, the oil companies, you have to work to develop renewable fuel, whether it's solar or different kinds of fuel or whatever.

My lessons didn't come at my father's knee. Like all good lessons, they were learned from example.