254 Quotes by Ted Nugent

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

I'm militantly anti-drug abuse but love everything Keith Richards and some other drug goofballs do.