254 Quotes by Ted Nugent


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    Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children’s Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children’s charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children’s charity than the hunters donate we won’t go hunting.

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    I didn’t invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

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    I like Dave Grohl, I guess he’s a little newer. It makes you shake, it’s uppity and spirited.

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    I don’t like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

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    With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fantasy-driven denial, the democratic party serves them well.

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    If it was up to me, if you uttered the word ‘gun control,’ we’d put you in jail.

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    And let’s all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media’s smoke and mirrors.

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    James Brown’s Live at the Apollo is not just a musical whiplash, it’s a spiritual cleansing. You can just close your eyes and see him doing the splits, kicking the mic stand and doing a 360.

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