254 Quotes by Ted Nugent

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you’ll hurt yourself arguing with me.

On my first bowhunt on the property a few years back, I was on my own for twenty-two days and killed an amazing thirty-three head of big game. I’m surprised I even came home. I was in heaven.

I am a political animal, because for God’s sakes I think “We The People” is a job. I think experienced self government demands on all levels – intellectual, moral, historical, and spiritual level. We are supposed to be engaged and give directions to our elected employees.

If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he’d probably be alive today.

Apartheid isn’t that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it’s a mallard.

So listen everybody to what I got to say, there’s hope for tomorrow, if we wake up today.

I’m Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

There’s an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you’re going to consume today.