254 Quotes by Ted Nugent

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    Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

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    I’m repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it’s against nature. I think it’s strange as hell, but if that’s what you are I love you. I’m not going to judge another’s morals. I say live and let live. I have friends that are gay.

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    The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

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    I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.

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    I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

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