254 Quotes by Ted Nugent


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    Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie…Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value…Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

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    I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

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    I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

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    We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

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    Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.

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    Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

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    The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

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