61 Quotes by Ted Rall

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people who are experiencing these things. But it's not like being in the trenches.

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.

I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.