244 Quotes by Ted Turner

The U.N. had such lofty goals to eliminate poverty and stop war and cure diseases and help refugees - things that no one country could do.

I was gonna go broke if I didn't get things turned around real fast.

I thought, between sports and news and television and friendship, that you could end the Cold War and, by God, we did.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.

Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again.

Christians are losers.

I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.

We're too many people; that's why we have global warming...on a voluntary basis, everybody in the world's got to pledge to themselves that one child is it.