133 Quotes by Terri Guillemets



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    A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you.

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    In Arizona, shade trees are your best friends — and occasionally the basis of small civil wars over parking.

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    Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream.

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    Our behavior is human with a sliver of animal, our souls animal with a sliver of human.

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    Weather is a great metaphor for life sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella or choose to dance in the rain!

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    Red is passion-lit, orange is flowerageous, yellow is suntastic, pink is lipsensual, green is lifebursting, blue is skyful, purple is berrydancing, gray is cloudrainy.

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