3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

wasps looked pretty enough. But if you were for bees, you had to be against wasps

The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.

No es que no les interesara el mundo que los rodeaba. Al contrario, tenían una implicación profunda, personal y apasionada en el mismo, pero en lugar de preguntarse: “¿Por qué estamos aquí?”, se preguntaban “¿Va llover antes de la cosecha?”.Tal vez un filósofo habría deplorado aquella falta de ambición mental, pero tan solo si estuviera realmente seguro de dónde procedía su próxima comida.

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

When I'm old I shall wear midnight, she'd decided. But, for now, she'd had enough of darkness.

They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but expect dinner to turn up within the hour.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.