3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!

But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms.

Adam looked at Them. They were his kind of people, too.You just had to decide who your friends really were.

Are you staying with us? It could be dangerous,' said William, realizing that he was saying this to a vampire iconographer who undied every time he took a picture.

...but William felt in his bones that you couldn't run a city on the basis of what the Watch liked. The Watch would probably like it if everyone spent their time indoors, with their hands on the table where people could see them.

...with the grin of one who mistakenly thinks he's a wit when he's only half a one.

He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians would turn and run if you shouted loud enough.

Sooner or later all things are numbers, yes?

-En ese caso -dijo Húmedo von Mustachen-, encomiendo mi alma al dios que pueda encontrarla.