3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Recuerda siempre que la multitud que aplaude tu coronación es la misma que aplaudirá tu decapitación. A la gente le gustan los espectáculos.

Sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.

Everyone says it's going to be Snapcase at the palace. He listens to the people.""Yeah, right," said Vimes. And I listen to the thunder. But I don't do anything about it.

That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.

How can anyone trust scientists? If new evidence comes along, they change their minds.

You’re just a bully who found it easier and easier and decided that everybody else wasn’t really a real person, not like you, and when you know that, there’s no crime too big, is there? No crime you won’t do.

Some people might say this is important.No. It's just personal. Personal's not the same as important. People just think it is.

He was a small, bandy-legged man, with a certain resemblance to a chimpanzee who never got invited to tea parties.His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.

It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of the elderly, lending a new terror to old age and, given Ankh-Morpork's crime rate, leading to at least one old lady having her front room wallpapered so many times in six months that now she could only get in sideways.