3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.

I’d rather be a slave than a corpse.

Slave is an Ephebian word. In Om we have no word for slave,' said Vorbis.'So I understand,' said the Tyrant. 'I imagine that fish have no word for water.

The city's full of people who you just see around.

The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.

Bein’ a soldier is not hard. If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it.

People think that professional soldiers think a lot about fighting, but serious professional soldiers think a lot more about food and a warm place to sleep, because these are two things that are generally hard to get, whereas fighting tends to turn up all the time.

Correct observation followed by meticulous deduction and the precise visualization of goals is vital to the success of any enterprise.

Il avait inscrit ceci : Sherryl. Le litron de blé vaudra une drachme ; et trois litrons d'orge, une drachme ; mais ne gâtez ni le vin ni l'huile. Apoc. Ch. 6 ; V. 6. Dr. Raven Sable« C'est une citation de la Bible », lui dit-il.