3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

And in this doleful mood he ventured to wonder if they ever thought back to when things were just old-fangled or not fangled at all as against the modern day when fangled had reached its apogee. Fangling was indeed, he thought, here to stay. Then he wondered: had anyone ever thought of themselves as a fangler?

I ain’t against gods and goddesses, in their place. But they’ve got to be the ones we make ourselves. Then we can take ’em to bits for the parts when we don’t need ’em anymore, see?

... et la face du bibliothécaire apparut comme une noix de coco matinale.Oook !

Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of it.He got one of the Secret Service men to videotape it for him.

Your Brain on drugs is a terrible sight, but Mr Tulip was living proof of the fact that so was Your Brain on a a cocktail of horse liniment, sherbet, and powdered water-retention pills.

All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that. [ . . . ] Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.

If he was going to be boiled for a lamb, then he might as well be roasted for a sheep.

...the world kept turning and the Turtle moved.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.