3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

-Dzieci to nasza nadzieja na przyszłość.-NIE MA NADZIEI NA PRZYSZŁOŚĆ, oświadczył Śmierć.-Więc co nas tam czeka?-JA.

Wiadomość, że ktoś z własnej woli rezygnuje z perspektywy pięćdziesięciu lat nudy sprawiła, że zmiękły mu kolana. Mając przed sobą pięćdziesiąt lat, zdołałby podnieść nudę do kategorii sztuki. Nie miałyby końca rzeczy których by nie robił.

She was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing.

He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn't an enemy, he was a nemesis.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.

The most important thing was that time had passed, pouring thousands of soothing seconds across the island. People need time to deal with the now before it runs away and becomes the then.

A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir." Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.

You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?