3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

It must be hard for humans, forever floundering through inconvenient geography. Humans are always lost. It's a basic characteristic. It explains a lot about them.

I know loads of coppers and dealt with them a lot when I was a journalist - coppers are easy to write for; they tend to run on rails.

I don't think about the end game. I've got lots to occupy my mind. It's the rage that keeps me going.

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.

Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.

And these are your reasons, my lord?" "Do you think I have others?" said Lord Vetinari. "My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent." Hughnon reflected that 'entirely transparent' meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn't see them at all.

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !

The jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the world.

Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.