3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

You’d better tell me what you know, toad,” said Tiffany. “Miss Tick isn’t here. I am.” “Another world is colliding with this one,” said the toad. “There. Happy now? That’s what Miss Tick thinks. But it’s happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.” “Why?” “There’s no one to stop them.” There was silence for a moment. “There’s me,” said Tiffany.

Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.

What do you call those things you find at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful Gangsters?

I imagine that fish have no word for water.

And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.

Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It's unreliable levers that are the problem.

People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances.

Because some stories end, but old stories go on, and you gotta dance to the music if you want to stay ahead