3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Don't you *ever* let go?" "I haven't yet." "Why?" "I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to tip the wee out of the shoe.

And when the Patrician was unhappy, he became very democratic. He found intricate and painful ways of spreading that unhappiness as far as possible.

The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin' out how you passed it. It's a bit like life in that respect

The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazing things you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and falling rocks.

Chances are where you find them

Truly, he thought, the way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

There were no lies here. All fancies fled away. That's what happened in all deserts. It was just you, and what you believed.