3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.

She was not an unkind woman, despite a lifetime of being gently dried out on the stove of education, but she was conscientious and a stickler for propriety and thought she knew how this sort of thing should go and was vaguely annoyed that it wasn't going.

He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.

It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was always in the kitchen.

How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.IN PAIRS.

DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE