3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Magic never dies. It merely fades away.

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?

They suffered from the terrible delusion that something could be done. They seemed prepared to make the world the way they wanted it or die in the attempt, and the trouble with dying in the attempt was that you died in the attempt.

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

Just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.

Something as artificial and human as an hour wouldn't last five minutes here. It would be dried out and shrivelled up in seconds.

Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.