3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

I'm trying to have a moment o' existential dreed here, right? Crivens, it's a puir lookout if a man canna feel the chilly winds o' fate lashing aroound his netheres wi'out folks telling him he's deid, eh?

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

It's an old magical principle - it's even filtered down into RPG systems - that magic, while taking a lot of effort, can be 'stored' - in a staff, for example. No doubt a wizard spends a little time each day charging up his staff, although you go blind if you do it too much, of course.

Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-" "Go for the throat

Assassins did have a certain code, after all. It was dishonorable to kill someone if you weren't being paid.

Either all days are holy or none are.

Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one.

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!

Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese.