3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

"Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged".

Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.

I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed out, I myself have had to change banks having filled the first one up.

You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire.

I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.

I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.

By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom.

As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.