3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

...the little man's total obliviousness to all forms of danger somehow made danger so discouraged that it gave up and went away.

Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man.

There was no himself in himself.

It's hard to be famous and alive.

I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat... colourful. That's when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up.

I'm fairy godmothering a girl who sounds like something you put up in the rain.

I dinna trust him," said Slightly Mad Angus. "He reads books an' such.

Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.

Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!