3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises.

He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.

Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.

Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me about 'Wind in the Willows' and read it and I thought this is weird, Rat, Mole, Toad and my first ever Bolshie thought - you know about 'The Wind in the Willows.'

The words are easy - most of them have already been invented.

I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.

An Assassin, a real Assassin had to look like one-black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?

Raise the stakes! Always push your luck because no one else would push it for you.