3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

The truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant.

I particularly admire are Mark Twain and Jerome K. Jerome who wrote in a certain tone of voice which was humane and understanding of humanity, but always ready to annotate its little foibles. I think I'd lay my cards down on that, and say that it's that that I'm trying to do.

Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned.

I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits.

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience