3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

It’s tough at the top. It’s tough at the bottom. But in between you could use them for horse-shoes.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn’t rule the world. They’re called Witches and Wizards.

One day all of us will die but – and this is the important thing – we are not dead yet.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you.

I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It’s generally a better bet. There’s more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say “it was god’s will” when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer’s you are an old fart. That’s how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

Quick, someone’s coming! Look real!

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.